What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

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What type of alcohol do they put in bomb shots?

Allah-lcohol

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.

Why did Bill Murray's cameo have a sore back?

It had to carry the new Ghostbusters movie for almost two hours.