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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

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Why does Bernie Sanders only drink skim milk?

He can't stand the 1%

Why do the English drink warm beer?

Lucas refrigerators.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol?

Bill Murray.

What is Billy Joel's favorite Bill Murray movie?

Caddyshack-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack.