What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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IC (icy).

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Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

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Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.