T and Qs.
Because old Hobbits die hard...
A mousetache.
T They're just trying to raise a family.
Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."
MT (empty)
Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.
A blowtorch.
Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.
He was just minding his Ps and Qs.