What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What is a dog's favorite thing about living in a house?

Roofs.

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What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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Why is a racehorse like a letter?

They both begin a trip at the post!

What do the letters G, I, T, N, H, N & O have in common?

Nothing

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What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.