What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, **except for the eagle.**

What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What's Mr. T's favorite band?

The Foo Fighters

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Which word is the longest in the English language?

Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters

What three letters in the alphabet frighten criminals?

F.B.I.

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Where does Kylie buy her kebabs?

From Jason's Doner Van. (Sorry, I'm guessing this one's only for the Aussies and Brits)

Why did the Geometry major marry a Brit?

Because she was a cute angle.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

Why was the physicist being so careful not to insult his colleague's choice of generalized coordinates and momentum?

He was just minding his Ps and Qs.