What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.

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What is a ghost-proof bicycle?

One with no spooks in it.

What Central American country has the most spooks?

Ghosta Rica!

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What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?

Don't get your sheets dirty!

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Spook when you're spooken to.