Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What's the difference between a Christmas star and a bad pickling job?

One brightly shines...

What does the kid with no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

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Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide