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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

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Where do you send bad Russian cows?

The Moolag

What kind of cards do donkeys send out near Christmas?

Mule-tide greetings.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.