Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Previous Random Joke Next
Heart Jokes More Heart Jokes

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Send Jokes More Send Jokes

Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Police Station Jokes More Police Station Jokes

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Cardiac Arrest Jokes More Cardiac Arrest Jokes

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.