Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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How can Euchre and Marriage be similar?

Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.

Why don't vampires like steak?

Because it's bad for their heart.

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Why do pens get sent to prison?

To do long sentences!

What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Santa Clues.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.