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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.