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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

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Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.