Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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Why do marble statues look so mean?

They have hearts of stone.

Where does it hurt?

Me: *Points to heart* Nurse: Awwww that is so cute! Me. *COLLAPSES FROM HEART ATTACK*

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

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Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.