Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

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How do Buddhist monks send emails?

They remove all attachments.

What was the buffalo's last words to his teenager as he sent him off to college?

Bison

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Who brings the Christmas presents to police stations?

Santa Clues.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.

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What happened when a heart robs a bank?

It gets put under cardiac arrest.

Why did the heart get sent to police station?

Cardiac arrest.