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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

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What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.