How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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No Drought.**

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Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Are you 0K

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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."