How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

What did the electrician say while swimming across a river?

Oh my God, that's a lot of current!

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

How does a scientist freshen their breath?

With experi-mints!

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What do you get when you combine Avogadro's number of avocados?

GuacaMole!

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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When Chipotle says, "Guacamole is $1.50 extra, is that ok?

I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE