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How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why are rich people so concerned with etiquette?

Because they have a lot of manors.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO!

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

What do you make with an Avogadro?

Guaca-MOL-e

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How many moles are in a guacamole?

Avacado's number.

What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x1023 pieces?

Guacamole.