How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

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What did the scientist say after discovering the medicinal content of homeopathic remedies?

0mg!!!!

Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

Why is Mexico's flag green, white, and red?

Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.