How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why do Spanish beaches have a lot of women?

Cos they're playas.

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

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Why was there thunder and lightning in the lab?

The scientists were brainstorming.

What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

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Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks?

Because his number couldn't fit in their phones

What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

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Why is salsa dancing so popular?

Guacamole dancing is an extra $1.80.

What's Avagodro's favorite type of dip?

GuacaMOLE