How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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They both multiply a lot.

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Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

Because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What's Avogadro's number?

0602211023 iamsofunnywhyyoureadthis

How did the scientist like his guacamole?

With lots of Avogadro!

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Why are you being so distant?

Me: Why didn't you order a side of guacamole

What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 1023 pieces?

Guacamole.