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Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

How did I know my joke was not alright with my audience?

They all left.

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What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?

Lots of very worried dogs.

What career choice to hippies usually pick?

Chemistry, because there is lots of acid involved.