Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Why has Venus been so distant lately?

Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"