Why did Lot leave his wife?

She became salty.

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Why are there broken condoms on the couch?

Wife: Would you please call our children by their names!

What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

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How did the rooster get a lot of chicks?

A lot of good yolks!

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things