Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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What does Lenin say when he his angry?

I will hit you so hard that it will leave a Marx.

What did the parent say when the little girl was whining?

Leave it to peave her.

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What did the farmer say when the police found the gate from the public footpath in his barn and accused him of stealing?

That's not my stile.

What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moonmission?

He Apollo-gized.

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

How do you pick up women in Auschwitz?

With a broom &amp dustpan.