Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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Why does Britain like tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast?

They marched in backwards and the Polish thought they were leaving

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Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny?

L0l

Where would you find an Egyptian psychopathic swimmer?

In denial.

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How did the man get the woman into the pool club?

He snooker in!

What do you call two women standing side by side?

Four abreast!