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Why was the women unable to leave the boutique?

She couldn't find the Dior

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How do you get over a crush you've had since high school?

Leave the dungeon door unlocked.

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What's the hardest thing about having a colostomy bag?

Finding shoes to go with it.

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What is the difference between a boat and a woman?

The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut.

What'll it be, love?

The woman replies, "I'll take a double entendre." So he gave it to her.