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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Why did the clown cross the road?

To find his rubber chicken.

Why don't nice people ride the train?

Because they're usually found on trucks.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man holding two apples in one hand and three oranges in another?

No chance of blocking an uppercut.

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Lift Jokes More Lift Jokes

Who was Mr Rogers' weight lifting coach?

Arnold Schwarzeneighbor (OC)

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.