How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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I reddit.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How did the elephant get into the room?

We don't talk about it...

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What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What has 5 fingers but isn't your hand?

My hand.

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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

What do you call it when a lizard has problems in the bedroom?

A reptile dysfunction

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits