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How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Why couldn't Princess Leia find love?

She was looking in Alderaan places.

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?

An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe!

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What's more difficult than getting a pregnant elephant in a VW bug?

Getting an elephant pregnant in a VW bug.

What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

What's strong enough for a man but made for a women?

The back of my hand.

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.