How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

How are an elephant and a plum the same?

They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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What do you call a drum that causes problems?

A conundrum

What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Why can't you lift weights on Monday?

It's a week day.