How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What does Fozzie the Bear do when he can't find a ride?

Walk-a Walk-a

Why do the poles shift?

To find better jobs

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Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why were the elephants kicked out of the pool?

Because they kept dropping their trunks....

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Why can't a hand be 12 inches long?

BECAUSE THEN IT WOULD BE A FOOT!

What do two people with Parkinson's disease do when they meet for the first time?

They shake hands.

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What has everyone been doing at Apple since the problems with the iPhone 6 started?

Looking for Jobs.

What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!