How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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How did Jack know exactly where to find the goose in the giant's castle?

He had her.

How many buzzfeed employees does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino?

Rhino horn

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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Why fist fights break out at NASA?

Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

When is an English teacher like a judge?

When she hands out long sentences.

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What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What do you say if you want someone to hold the lift?

Ans: Hodor