March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

Previous Random Joke Next
Hard Jokes More Hard Jokes

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard.

Whats the hardest part about cooking vegetable?

Getting the wheelchair in the oven.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

What do you call a terrorist on the moon?

A problem. What do you call when 3 terrorists are on the moon? A problem. What do you call when all the terrorists are on the moon? A solution.

Root Jokes More Root Jokes

What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.