Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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What do chemists make guacamole out of?

Avogadros

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

What's the hardest part of a gardener's job?

Getting to the root of the problem.

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam?

Because to him, alcohol is not a solution.