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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

How do you determine which of two people is a chemist and which is a plumber?

One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.

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Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Why was the math book sad?

It had a lot of problems

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What is another name for sunscreen?

SOLution

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.