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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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What did the chemist say when he caught his brother stealing halogens?

Bro, mine

Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

What kind of a shoe has a problem?

An issue.

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What do you call an equation with no solution?

A hypocrite.

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.