Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Why wasn't the chemist concerned when she blew up her experiment?

Oxidants happen,

Why do chemists call helium, curium, and barium 'the medical elements'?

Because, if you can't 'helium' or 'curium', you 'BARIUM'!

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Why was the maths book sad?

It had too many problems.

How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

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Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.