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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Chemist Jokes More Chemist Jokes

Why did the Chemist give up a singing career?

He could not hit any of the ketones.

What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

The punchline often arrives before the set-up.

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What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.

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Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.