Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

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Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

How many IT guys does it take to Fix a printer?

Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.