Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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What did the chemist say when he found out his two pet dogs died?

Barium

Why did some chemists go broke?

The bond market crashed.

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How do you annoy a computer person with a problem?

Never mind, I figured it out.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.