Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

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What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Why did the hoagie go to the shrink?

He was having problems with his sub-conscious.

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

A terror-phone.

What do you call ghosts commiting bank robberies?

The Polterheist

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What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did the duck go into Rehab?

Because he was a quack head