Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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Why are popcorn just like people?

Everything is fine as long as they are white, it is when they turn black it starts to be a problem.

Why did the Mexican food go to counseling?

He wanted to taco bout his problems

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What do you call a little person who can talk to ghosts and just escaped from prison?

A small medium at large.

Which ghost ate too much porridge?

Ghouldilocks.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!