Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What's the problem with Java jokes?

They have no.

Why did the pig quit running the the marathon?

He had a problem with his hamstring.

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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why did the duck go to rehab?

Because he was a quack addict!

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.