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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What's the definition of an accountant?

Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.

What's everyone's problem with euthanasia?

I like little Asian kids

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

What kind of street to ghosts, goblins and ghouls live on?

A Dead End.

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

Why did the spelling bee champ have to go to rehab?

He was hooked on phonics.