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Why did the ghost go into rehab?

He had a problem with boos.

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Boo Jokes More Boo Jokes

What does a zen ghost say?

Boo, duh...

How do you help a sick ghost feel better?

Give it a BOO-quet of flowers!

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What's the problem with radioactive underpants?

Chernobyl fall out..

What kind of back problem did the terrorist have?

Scoli-isis

Ghost Jokes More Ghost Jokes

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment?

A phantomime!

Rehab Jokes More Rehab Jokes

Why did Mr. Pibb go see Dr. Pepper at Rehab?

Because he was addicted to Coke.

Why did the rabbit go to rehab?

He was hopped up on Easter eggs.