What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito?

Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

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What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

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Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

What part of the house does a ghost not use?

The living room

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.