What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What will happen if you went inside a black hole?

I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

What happens to a laffy taffy joke in the rain?

It makes me laugh a little bit, in the rain.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to the gym manager when he was joining a new gym?

I'll re-rack.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.

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Why did the alcoholic quit his acting career when the audience jeered at him?

He couldn't handle his boos.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo jeans.

Why don't ghosts have kids?

Because they have Hollow-Weinies

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What is the best tool for getting a handle on your gambling addiction?

A vice grip.

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What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.