What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when almonds die?

Diamond

What happened to the cannibal lion?

He had to swallow his pride!

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Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A first-aid kit!

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What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

Where did the ghost go shopping?

At the BOO-tique

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Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

What do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

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How many handles do a black dude's coffin have?

Have you ever seen a dumpster with four?

How do you handle a redheads anger?

Gingerly.

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What is a support group for lesbian mathematicians called?

Number Munchers!

What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.