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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

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What happens when a vampire drinks too much?

They get a fangover.

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What is your dream car and why?

Minivan, because the sliding door joining in MAKES IT EASIER FOR DRIVE-BY BAZOOKA ATTACKS

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What's a young birds favourite game?

BEAK A BOO!

What does a ghost drink?

Boo's.

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What do these jokes and a ghost have in common?

Boo man! Boo!

What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts?

Your ghostliness.

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Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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How do metal guitarists handle their expensive instruments?

Very Djently.

How do senior citizens handle indoor skydiving?

Depends

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

What's the name of A support group for transgender superheroes?

The Ex Men.