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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

What does a dog do that a man steps in?

Pants

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Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do people store their fondest memories in?

A nostaljar.

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What time do philosophers like to visit the shopping mall?

At the Schopenhauer.

How do you like it?

Me: Salty...of course *slaps down $20 CG: We'll take two pretzels with salt Get outta the gutter pervs

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

What's with everyone being scared of clowns recently?

Americas already got two running for president.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog