Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why did the dog go into the water?

Because he didn't want to be a hot dog.

What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?

A croaker spaniel!

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

How many people from Chernobyl does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They glow in the dark.

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.