Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people with OCD does it take to fix a lightbulb?

Only one, but they have to turn it on and off 50 times before they're sure it's fixed.

What do you call a TV reality show where a 50 year old white man is trying to get laid?

To catch a predator. Why do white girls walk around in groups of 3 and 5? Because they can't even! Why do white people have so many pets? Because owning people is not legal anymore Would love to hear more white people-specific jokes :) They seem to be really rare.

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why didn't the cow want to go skydiving?

The steaks were too high.

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil