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Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the similarity between a dog and a bulldozer?

Neither one is a squirrel.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people from Istanbul always swim?

Because they're constant in a pool.

Which number confuses people?

82

Blind Jokes More Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

What happens when you scare an old lady?

Depends.

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.