March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Previous Random Joke Next

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

What does Helen Keller call her dog?

Nothing. She's dead.

Hell Jokes More Hell Jokes

Why in the hell would I clean my bathtub?

I put soap and water in there every day...

How do you make holy water?

Boil the hell out of it.

Scare Jokes More Scare Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What do blind people think of a basketball?

It's a never ending story.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

What's the hardest thing about skydiving?

The Ground