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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

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What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican with an octopus?

I dont know, but it sure as hell can pick apples.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What a plates scared off?

Ebowla.

Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming?

He was a card shark!

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Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog