Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Where did the dog find her husband?

At the Groomers!

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What do you call a deer without an eye?

No idear.

What do you call a deer with no eye?

NO IDEAR!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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What did the black student get on his SATs?

Barbecue sauce

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

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Why is the demand for potato chips rising in China?

They need clean air.

Why was the bakers bread so expensive?

He needed the dough.