It scares their dogs too much
Because he forgot to check his blind side.
He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...
Scares their dogs.
It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.
The coming of the lord
The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)
Nice shades. (sorry)
It freaks out the dogs!
Oher's NFL career
Because it scares the dog.
Hello ladies.
My donation check to Feed the Children!
It's only check, mate
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
Why would a blind man need a light bulb?
Essays.
A tardigrade!
So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.
A PDF file.
CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird
I dunno but we've had him a long time.
I have no Idea.
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
You take him for a drag.
Chewsday
Because he couldn't find a date!
Because I couldn't find it yesterday.