Blind Jokes

Why don't blind people skydive?

It scares their dogs too much

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Why did the blind guy crashed his car into another car?

Because he forgot to check his blind side.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What does the window do when the sun shines on it?

It gets Blinded I excuse myself out.

What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds?

The coming of the lord

How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some Irish tunes)

What did the curtain rod say to the blinds?

Nice shades. (sorry)

Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

What do you get if you watch the Blind Side backwards?

Oher's NFL career

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What does the blind say when he walks past the fish market?

Hello ladies.

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Sauce Jokes More Sauce Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of money do religious businesses make?

Prophet.

What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

What's red and sits in the corner?

A naughty bus

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

Why was the little ant confused?

Because his uncles are aunts.

What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

Fuck Jokes More Fuck Jokes

How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb?

Why would a blind man need a light bulb?

How many ants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!

Bait Jokes More Bait Jokes

What's the difference between a good joke and click bait?

This isn't a good joke.

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

Blind People Jokes More Blind People Jokes

Why can't two blind people get along?

They can't see eye to eye.

What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

Idea Jokes More Idea Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

How can we take our branding to the next level?

BUZZ LIGHTYEAR: I have an idea...