How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What's the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 20 beers!!

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

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Why do beta fish fight each other?

Because they're trying to figure out who's the betta fish

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date