How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

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What do Polar Bears and Black Men have in common?

They're real cute when they are young but at a certain age they start getting scary.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

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What is it called when two lawyers are fighting?

Civil War

What do you call it when a Spanish man goes to court for custody of his children?

Fight for your right to padre

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What is 50 Cent's guiding philosophy?

Be the change you want to see in the world.

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

What do you call a disaster that only affected shopping malls?

A catashopic.

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How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date