Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting
Go and retrieve her!
It was raining cats and dogs
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons.
Seizure Salad
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.
So we can think about a solution in silence
A catashopic.
I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.