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What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What's the worst thing about ancient history class?

The teachers tend to Babylon.

What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

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When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.