What tends to satisfy thirst the most?

Waterboarding.

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

What has blonde hair, blue eyes and tends to ailed animals?

A VeterinArian.

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How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.

When the cashier asks me "Is that everything?

I feel like crap inside because obviously my order didn't satisfy her.

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Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.

What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.