What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

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What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil?

One is a group of cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

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What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

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What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A USB.

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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Where did AT&ampT get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?

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What did the muslim say to the other muslim when they were surfing?

That was radical!

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

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What's the difference between Ireland and America?

When we say waterboarding in Ireland it means surfing.

Why do terrorists hate air planes made of water?

Because they hate waterboarding.