How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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Who won the animal race?

The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck but the aardvark won by a nose!

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.