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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What products do you use for grooming?

She asked me. Her face looked quite taken aback when I said, "Facebook"

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight?

A well 'aardvark!

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

The Sixth German Panzer Division

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.