How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone?

Because she's dead.

What's your cell phone?

IPhone. - No, I meant the number. - It's a 6. - No, to contact you. - I don't use it for that.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

The champire!

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What do you call a stingy crab?

Shellfish.