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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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What's the difference between a magicians wand and a policeman's baton?

A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.

What do you do if your daughter starts smoking?

Slow down and use lube.

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What's your best mattress joke?

Trying to win a new mattress in a contest and I need a clean mattress joke to win (dumb, I know)

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Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.