How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

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How do you win a late night argument with your deaf wife?

You turn off the lights.

Who would win in a fight?

A bicycle wheel or an old book Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.