How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

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Who was the least funny U.S. President?

FDR. His standup could use some work.

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

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They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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Because they wag their tails whenever they have a good hand. Why did John's dog win the poker tournament Because he's a Doberman.

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What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?

A crab apple!

How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.