Because they lived once
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
Because the dimes (times) have changed.
They aren't late.. They aren't coming.
They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.
Because there's not mushroom!
Because it's out of the high rent district.
The YOLO pages.
Was there seriously a problem of people thinking we all lived twice
