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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

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Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

What are the most common 3 words used all around the world?

Made in China.

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

What is wrong with people?

Have they never had pizza

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Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

What's the difference between a burlap sack and my nutsack?

The babies in my nutsack are still living.

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Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

What do you call a single use phone book?

The YOLO pages.