What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

What do you call someone who hates people without toes and can't have ice cream?

Lack-toes intolerant

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R