What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

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What's the difference between Einstein and Kim Kardashian?

Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.