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What do people at the Genius Bar drink from?

Einsteins

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why don't black people like pirates?

They pronounce everything with a hard "aargh"

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What do you get when einstein jacks off?

A stroke of genius!!!!! (its terrible, i know)

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him