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Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is Facebook such a hit?

It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.

Why people don't use #YOLO anymore?

Because they lived once

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did Han Solo say when Leia asked for help with a crossword clue?

I don't know

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do accidental pregnancies and locked cars both have in common?

Both can be fixed with a coathanger.

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why did the surgeon refuse to dress for work?

He didn't want no scrubs

When Lil John goes to a hotel and they ask him if he wants turn down service, does he refuse?

That's all.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.