Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
He parks his car, man.
High wasted shorts!
But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!
Bro sure!
When you help an old lemon across the street.
With the mechanic, there's a shot something might get fixed...
Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!
That's all.
Their pacifists
I don't care et al.
Hope you fell better tomorrow.
It's all relative.
Damn, son. It's about time!
A quantum mechanic. lel
