Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the tornado say to the car?

('You wanna go for a spin ')

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call their weed the Koran?

Because if your burn it, it gets you stoned

What do maimed people drink at 5PM?

An amputea

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why do people congratulate you when Mom is the one making the baby?

Me: I helped 5: How Me: 5: Me: I read her the instructions

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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What did Thor say to the weaver fixing his cape?

What are your Hemsworth?

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What is a good way to describe a tailor that refuses to make clothing for nuns?

Non-habit forming

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What did the lead researcher say when all of her colleagues were complaining about the experiment?

I don't care et al.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel