Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Because she was a woman
Eh you!!
People who post the joke intro twice.
It does not help to imagine people in their underwear.
He wanted to double his prophets.
Evolution.
No one knows. It's never happened.
He didn't want no scrubs
Because she refused to make a sandwich
It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!
What do I have to do to get ahead around here?
So the other side could get to him
It's all relative.
A quantum mechanic. lel