Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

How do you get a dozen eggs out of a washing machine in less than a minute?

I'm serious... help.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

How do you fix a broken pizza?

Use tomato paste.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why does Mike Tyson refuse to buy playstation?

Because he is an x-boxer

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the perverted scientist say to his colleague?

If you need me, I'll be in my Lab.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What did Einstein say when he was pulled over for speeding?

Speed is relative, officer.

How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Relatively few

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel