Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How did the inventor of the car advertise his new "horse-less carriage"?

He said it goes without a hitch!

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What does a bro say when asked if he needs help doing a magic trick?

Nah brah, tadah brah!

Why are you late?

Teacher: Why are you late? Student: There was a man who lost a hundred dollar bill. Teacher: That's nice. Were you helping him look for it? Student: No. I was standing on it.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

How many suh dudes does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's already lit fam

How many software developers does it take to fix a light bulb?

None, its a hardware issue.

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

Why do Congo gamers refuse to play with Belgians?

They're afraid of getting owned

Why don't anarchists accept the metric system?

They refuse to have liters.

Colleague Jokes More Colleague Jokes

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

Einstein Jokes More Einstein Jokes

What happen when you put Einstein in a -20C clean room?

You get a solid-state frizzicist.

What did Einstein text to his friend who he'd see tomorrow?

E=MC U L8R

Quantum Mechanic Jokes More Quantum Mechanic Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

Where does an atom go when it breaks down?

A quantum mechanic. lel