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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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How many words does it take to start a car?

Forwards

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

You should Bill Gates.

What happened when Red-Beard's ship and Blue-Beard's ship crashed into each other?

They were MAROONED!

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What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

What dinosaur has the best vocabulary?

The bronthesaurus.

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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks