What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Why couldn't the restaurant patron get into his car?

He had Gnocchi.

Why did the boy die when a car ran over his finger?

His finger was up his nose.

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Why did the people's phones stop working on the plane's that crashed into the twin towers?

They were in airplane mode. (I'm so sorry)

What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

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What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks