What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What's the one car that gingers can't have?

A Kia Soul.

What I say: "Does anyone need anything from the store?

What I mean: "I'm off to smoke a bowl in my car so I can deal with all of you."

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?

Nothing.

Why did the drunk fall asleep at the wheel?

He needed a place to crash.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.