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What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

How did the steak knife find himself after drunk driving?

In car, serrated

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

Why did nVidia built the first self-driving car?

On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.

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Where do dinosaurs get their pickles from?

Vlasic Park

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A Tyrannosaurus Wrecks. EDIT: Spelled "Tyrannosaurus" incorrectly.

What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks