What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

What happened when the blue ship crashed into the red ship?

The crews got marooned

How many stockholders does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.

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What do you call... What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?

A doyouthinkhesawus (saurus)!

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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What do you call a dinosaur with a super high automobile insurance premium?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks