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Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

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What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?

They're both empty from the neck up.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

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Why do differentiating mathematicians prefer Manhattans to Mojitos?

Ryes over rum.

Why do rabbits prefer IPA's over other kinds of beers?

Because they use extra hops