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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why should you always wear underwear in Ukraine?

Otherwise Chernobyl Fallout.

What do Jedis wear to Oktoberfest?

Vader-hosen!

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What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

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What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.

What kind of present did the armless boy get for Christmas?

Gloves. Jk he hasn't opened it yet!!

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What kind of money does Mario use?

8-bitcoins

What does Mario use to get his hot dogs off the grill?

He uses his Donkey Tongs.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.