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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

What's worse than ants in your pants?

Uncles

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What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

What kind of stretches does a pencil do?

Ticondeyoga

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What's Mario's favorite fruit?

Peach.

Why did Mario lose a life?

He stubbed his MiyamoToe....I'll see my way out.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.