Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of body do you want to have?

ME: *leans in close* I'd prefer human

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

How many Deadheads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

What would Abraham Lincoln say if he found out there was a movie about him slaying vampires?

What's a movie?

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their balls?

So they don't have hairballs!

Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why can't you wear shorts in the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout...

Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

How can you be sure you have counterfeit money?

If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure.

What does a pound, a dollar and rumble have in common?

For a dollar you can get a pound of rubles.

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...