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Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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What did Iron say to Silver after 30 years?

You haven't AG-ed a bit.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?

Pilatte

What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

What's the difference between Prince and a White Dwarf?

Nothing, they're both dead stars.

French Jokes More French Jokes

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

How do you get info from a French dude?

You est-ce que question

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why do horses have such a low divorce rate?

Because they're all in relationships!

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

Why did the cow return to the marijuana field?

It was the pot calling the cattle back.

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...