Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Relationship Jokes More Relationship Jokes

Why did Romeo and Juliet break up?

They were in a relationship!

What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Whats Super Mario's Favorite Website?

Yahoo!

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What goes ooooooo?

A cow with no lips.)))

How do farmers count their cows?

With a Cowculator!!

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why couldn't the Dukes of Hazard visit Mecca?

Because that's just a little bit more than Allah will allow.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?

A1: You need a quarter to use the phone.

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.