Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did The Hulk feel after trying to lift Mjolnir?

He felt Thor.

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

French Jokes More French Jokes

What did the Italian dressing say to the French dressing?

Nothing. Dressings don't have arms

What do you call a guy who pretends he can speak French?

A francophony

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

Why couldn't Led Zeppelin play pinball?

They had No Quarter

Dragon Jokes More Dragon Jokes

What do you call a parsnip riding a dragon?

A parsnip.

Why did the dragon go to jail for farting?

Arse-on. **Cough Cough** I'll see my way out.

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How bacteria stay in contact while they're in jail?

They exchange cell numbers.

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the cow say... What did the cow say when she jumped over the barbed wire fence?

I'm udderly ruined!" credit: my grandma, at every party she's ever been to

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

When did razors get so expensive?

Three more payments and I'll be able to shave

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why doesn't Coffee get along with milk in Germany?

Cause it doesn't want to be latte. Sorry. I just came up with this lame joke. Downvotes ahoy!

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk