Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Why isn't Sean Connery allowed to play Super Mario Bros. any more?

He kept trying to shave the princess.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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What fuels electronics but drains a relationship?

Battery

Why shouldn't a dentist and manicurist be in a relationship?

All they will do is fight tooth and nail!

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What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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What fabric is Mario's overalls?

Denim denim denim.

What does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Which is heavier, a coin or a ship?

Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

Why do people throw coins into fountains?

I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What do you call a man whose wife was the Queen, his daughter a Princess and his boss an Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.