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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Denim Denim Denim Jokes More Denim Denim Denim Jokes

What kind of pants do the Mario Brothers wear?

Denim denim denim.

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and shoes in a dryer?

Nothing.

What's the difference between the standard alphabet and Christmas alphabet?

There's Noel.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's better, Google or Yahoo?

Let's Google it.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!

Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

How mani Iowa citizens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

8 Jokes More 8 Jokes

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby?

20 minutes, thermostat 8.

How does Microsoft count to 10?

1, 2, 3, 95, 98, ME, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10.