Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

I want my quarter back!

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How do you get a man to stop biting his nails?

Make him wear shoes.

What does a math mermaid wear?

An algeabra....

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down?

A cow.

What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once?

I'm on the horns of a dilemma here!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

A milk dud

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

Slay Jokes More Slay Jokes

What do Super Mario Brothers, and relationships have in common?

Sometimes you have to slay a few dragons before you get to the princess

Contact Jokes More Contact Jokes

Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

Luigi Board Jokes More Luigi Board Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a Luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

30 Year Jokes More 30 Year Jokes

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

What's the difference between a cow and Super Mario Bros?

A cow can't be milked for over 30 years