Super Mario Jokes

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What's Super Mario's favorite type of jeans?

Denim Denim Denim

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

What kind of overalls does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim...

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

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Coin Jokes More Coin Jokes

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's a barista in France's favorite workout?

A French press

Why don't the French like kiwifruit?

Because of the green piece inside.

Super Mario Bros Jokes More Super Mario Bros Jokes

What kind of pants do the Super Mario Bros. wear?

Denim denim denim.....

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

What did the sheep use to shave before his wedding?

Elopping shears

Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of workout does Bob the electrician do?

Circuit training.

Princess Jokes More Princess Jokes

What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

Why couldn't Mario ever watch Netflix with Peach?

Because the princess was always on another Castle.

Bit Jokes More Bit Jokes

What do you call it when two designers argue about what file type to export a graphic to?

Getting into a bit of a.tiff!

What did the byte do to keep each of his bits safe?

He had to a-lock-eight into memory. -This is an original, hope you all enjoy.