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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why did the blonde wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop D

What did the nun wear to the casino?

Her gambling habit.

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What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

Why hasn't Nintendo released a Mario themed basketball video game?

Because Japan isn't good at basketball.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What are Mario's pants made of?

DENIM DENIM DENIM

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.