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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why don't dairy farmers wear flip flops?

Because they lactose.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

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Why is a dog so warm in Summer?

He wears a coat and pants.

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

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What kind of a car does a crazy man drive?

A LOCOmotive.

What kind of mint is the hardest to swallow?

Abandonment.

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What device does Mario use to communicate with the dead?

A Lou-ouija board.

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

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What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim