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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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Why dont witches wear underwear?

So they can get a good grip on the broomstick

Why do Canadians say aboot?

Because there is too much snow to wear shoes.

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What does a dog like to wear when it's exercising?

Pants.

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

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What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?

Reality

What kind of underwear does a math-obsessed mermaid wear?

An algae bra.

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Why does Mario hate Punchbug?

Because he bruises like-a Peach!

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim.(http://youtu.be/rdnTvgK2o5I) shamelessly stolen from tumblr

What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

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What kind of pants does Mario wear?

Denim Denim. Denim

What are Mario and Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim, denim, denim.