Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Previous Random Joke Next

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

What boy doesn't love milkshakes?

If your asparagus brought em, then I'd be impressed.

Luigi Jokes More Luigi Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why did the golfer wear a extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one