Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call a boat with a hole?

A sink.

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why should you never bring your Pokemon cards into the washroom with you?

They might Pikachu.

Luigi Jokes More Luigi Jokes

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

What kind of overalls does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

How many gears does a French battle tank have?

Five. Four in reverse, and one in case the enemy is attacking from the rear.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!