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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

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Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What's the best thing to bring to your holiday party?

A Christmas tree. Because they're lit.

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How does Super Mario contact the dead?

He uses a Luigi board.

What are Mario and Luigi's favorite type of pants?

Denim, Denim, Denim

Overall Jokes More Overall Jokes

What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one