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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Whats the difference between Paul Walker and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods has a better driver.

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What's white, digs holes in your garden and helps with headaches?

A paracetamole!

What is a condom with a hole?

Kinder Surprise

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

What does Air bnb stand for?

Bring no blacks

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one