Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.

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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

Why did the ghoul knit herself three socks?

Because she grew another foot.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case