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Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What's the difference between Elton John's chin and Tiger Woods?

Tiger Woods hasn't hit as many balls.

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Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

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What does having kids bring you that money simply can't buy?

Poverty

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

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What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

Why is it always a good idea to pack asparagus when you go camping?

In case your other agus breaks.

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Why does Luigi bring an extra pair of overalls when he golfs?

In case he gets a hole-in-one

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.