Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.
Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.
In case he gets a hole in one.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
Me: I peed my pants.
Because they shared genes!
With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)
Kurt n Rod.
In case she wanted black coffee.
In case he got a hole in one.
Eh... It's sub-par.