Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

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Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

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Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

Why did the golfer wear two pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

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Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why couldn't the police solve the case of the flat car battery?

They had no leads.

What do you call a cowboy with a case of bad gas?

Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)

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Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.