What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What did the orphan say when the orphanage burned down?

Nothing. He just laughed.

What's the difference between a blue 7 and a red 4?

3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)

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Why can't you bring valve oil to the airport?

Because its a band substance

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks