What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What did one pile of burning wood say to the other?

Is it getting hot in here or is it just me?

Why did the arsonist go to the gym?

To burn some calories.

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What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

Why should you always bring an iPhone to Mos Eisley Cantina?

Because droids can't get service.