What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

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What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

Instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.