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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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How many calories does heartache burn?

Me: Depends on how many calories are in the person you are setting on fire.

How many anti-social teens does it take to ignore a burned-out light bulb?

None of your business!

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Why should you bring two pairs of pants when you golf?

In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)

What does the Incredible Hulk bring to the Avenger's Thanksgiving meal?

Smashed potatoes.