What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!

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What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

What's common between a crying baby and a gun?

You must not bring either to the movies.