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What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

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Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

What's a mortician's least favorite day on the job?

Bring Your Kid to Work Day