What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

What does your mother do for a living?

She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do fish do when they are angry with each other?

They coral

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation