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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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What be a Pirates favorite letter?

Ye all must be willin' to guess Arrrr. But ye be wrong! It be the Sea! Yearha har har har

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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What helps humans get laid but is deadly for fish?

Pick up lines

What did the Spanish musician say when he went fishing?

Castanets!

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How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.

What are the three most important things to an orthopedic surgeon's business?

Dislocation, dislocation, dislocation