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What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How did the musician catch his fish?

He castanet

What did fish A say to fish B?

Wasabi?

Important Thing Jokes More Important Thing Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

How did the coprophilic marine respond when asked what the most important thing in life was?

Duty. Honor.