Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why are firetrucks red?

You see, firetrucks have 4 wheels, can carry 8 men and 4+ 8 = 12. There are 12 inches in a ruler and Queen Elizabeth was a ruler. There was once a ship named Elizabeth that sailed the seas. Fish live in the seas and fish have fins. People from Finland are called Fins. Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago. Russia has red on its flag and that's why they're red. Cause they're always Russian around.

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What do Batman and 16 atoms of sodium have in common?

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na

What's below your sha-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees?

Your Guns N' Toeses

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Who says Jesus couldn't perform miracles?

He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.