Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

What was Beethovens favorite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NAAAAAA!

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just two. It only requires that either the people are very small or the light bulb is very large.

John Jokes More John Jokes

When does John Cena get scared?

When John CENA ghost!

What did one John say to the other John?

What's the matter You look flushed!