Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Who sleeps at the bottom of the sea?

Jack the kipper!

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Na Jokes More Na Jokes

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

People Jokes More People Jokes

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

What exactly is that?

Making people guess the meaning of acronyms.

John Jokes More John Jokes

What is Lil' John's favorite exercise?

Squats, squats, squats squats, squats squats, squats, squats, squats squats. Everybody!

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile