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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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What does Axl Rose do before he prays?

Gets down on his SHA-NA-NA-NA-NA-KNEES! KNEES!

Why couldn't the scientist find salt for his breakfast?

Because it was Na HA! Get it? Because Na=sodium and N/A=not available. Seriously, this is good clean fun.

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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

There was no atmosphere

How many people live in the lower part of Italy?

There are literally Sicilians.

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Why don't you talk to John anymore, you used to be best friends?

Son: Well, would you be friends with someone who was stupid, took drugs and was drunk all the time? Mom: No, Never! Son: Well neither would he!

Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said