What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

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What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck!

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A ham-stir

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.