What is at the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why can't pirates recite the alphabet?

They keep getting lost at sea.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

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Why did James Bond higher a man with Parkinson's to be his butler?

He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.

How was the snow globe feeling after the storm?

A little shaken.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What is quivering at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.