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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

Why are pilots so honest?

Keep those maintenance issues quiet. I want lies, frankly. "We're delayed because we're winning a safety award."

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?

Bob

What's the highest point in the ocean?

The Marijuanas Trench.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty!

What do you call a dance party in Colorado?

Shake 'n Bake.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.