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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

How do animals cross the ocean?

On a Gir-raft.

Shake Jokes More Shake Jokes

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

Nervous Wreck Jokes More Nervous Wreck Jokes

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.