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What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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Why does Shakira have such a hard time sleeping at night?

Because her hips won't lie.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

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What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.