What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

A nervous wreck.

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What's green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?

A girl scout that got hit by a car.

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What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What "bus" crossed the ocean?

Columbus.

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Why didn't you answer me?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you!

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You put it in a freezer!

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What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?

A nervous wreck.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.