What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why do sailors give their wives a bouqet of ropes instead of flowers?

It's a bouqet of forget-me-knots.

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Which horse runs the city?

The mare, of course

What's the difference between a little kid and a lesbian?

A little kid shouldn't run with scissors, a lesbian shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What taste good?

Tender: I usually like rum in Diet Coke. Man: how do you get a Roman in a Diet Coke Tender: *facepalm*

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars