What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How to find out who loves you more - your dog or your wife?

Easy. Lock them both in a trunk and watch who will be happier to see you after you open it in 15 minutes.

How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

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Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite?

Because it's always past-tents.

What do you call a temple-running frog?

Amphibiana Jones.

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What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

What did the Ancient Romans use to cut their hair?

Caesars.

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What do you get when you ask for a Roman pinch hitter?

An Italian sub!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.