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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

What happens if you sing country music backwards?

You get your job and your wife back.

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Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Why do I only ran through campsites?

Because it's past tents

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because