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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

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How did Spartacus feel about going down on his wife?

He was gladiator

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What runs faster?

Hot or cold Hot because everyone can catch a cold!

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

Dam.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because