Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.