Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
A bus-load of babies on fire.
One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.
Because the letters can't go anywhere by themselves.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
It's a match made in Heaven!
Chicken Pox Romana
Yall nailed it.
Superman's powers are all natural.
A hallucination.
It wanted to get off its ash.
Roast Moosmallows!