Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why do sovereign citizens never turn on the lights?

The sound of electricity triggers their PTSD.

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why do black folk carry around "boomboxes"?

It's just their stereo-type!

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How do you make a cat bark like a dog?

Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"

What do Aaron Hernandez and Jared Fogle now have in common?

Matching uniforms.

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How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks)

Why was Jesus I such good shape?

Crossfit. Why did the Romans hate Jesus so much? He wouldn't shut up about crossfit.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What do a coffee pot, Irene, and the reigning Stanley Cup champions have in common?

They're a-Brew'in!

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!