Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What's the difference between a guy with carry on luggage and a photon?

The guy overpacked, and the photon is traveling light.

How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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How do you congratulate a fighter after winning a match?

Good jab.

What do you get when you cross 2 ducks and a match?

Fire Quackers

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What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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They're a-Brew'in!

Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

Campfire Jokes More Campfire Jokes

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.