Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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What did the rude prism say to the beam of light that smacked into him?

Get bent!

What do light and hard have in common?

You can sleep with a light on.

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Why are some flowers gangsta?

Cause they carry pistils.

How is Santa able to carry so many presents at once?

Santa isn't real.

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Which do you light first?

The match

Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

Their match wouldn't light.

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What did the Roman say when the Greek accused him of stealing his gods?

It was all a myth-take!

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

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Why is England the wettest country?

Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.

What is a nation inhabitated and reigned by stoners called?

A hallucination.

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What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.