Because he doesn't carry any matches!
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
Chicago.
Because the horse was too heavy to carry.
An Anne-Boleyn-ce.
It matches their mustaches.
Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me.
Romans.
Superman's powers are all natural.
They're a-Brew'in!
Monarchies have reigned there for centuries.
It wanted to get off its ash.
