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Why does SnoopDogg always carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle

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What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

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Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle.