Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why do drummers carry transparent lunchboxes?

So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a ship carrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

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What's grey stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?

An elephant with an umbrella!

What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

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When a rapper gets beer, how much do they get?

A Two Pack

What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.