Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

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Why does Axl Rose love to carry around The Scarlet Letter?

Because every Rose has its Hawthorne

Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?

The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

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Why did Snoop Dog go to cinnabon?

Fo' Drizzle

Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't?

Because he's been snooping around.

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

When it's raining cats and dogs!

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle b: fo shizzle C: fo nizzle D: fo bizzle