Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

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What does Snoop Dogg have an umbrella for?

Fo' Drizzle

What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?

An umbrella!

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What do they say about a rapper who stole a dictionary?

He got a way with words.

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Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Fo drizzle

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle