When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What happened to the dog that ate nothing but garlic?

His bark was much worse than it's bite!

How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

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Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.