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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

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Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...

What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.