When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

The Holocaust

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What did the vampire call his false teeth?

A new fangled device.