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When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Why was Luis Suarez expelled from the rap contest?

Because he was biting.

Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

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What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Why did the vampire go to the doctors?

Because he was coffin...