When do vampires bite you?

On Wincedays.

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Why do bees sting?

They can't bite because all that honey rotted their teeth. (From my 7 year old niece)

What's the worst thing about getting bitten by a poisonous spider?

You're probably Australian. EDIT: I mean venomous, not poisonous. I am sorry

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What's the best time of this month for vampires?

It depends on the girl