How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

What does a proofreader have in common with a vampire?

They search for type-os