How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many shrinks does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

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What did one vampire say to the other vampire?

Is that you coffin

What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real