How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they prefer the dark.

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How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin?

It wanted to play squash.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars?

Jack-u-la!