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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing?

Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What do you call memories of zombies?

FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat?

Cause if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts