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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

What kind of cereal do zombies like?

Kellog's All Brain

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why are bunnies so good at brewing?

Cause beer is made with hops.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D