Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What do you call a row of trucks covered in mozzarella?

A cheesy pickup line

What options does an abortionist have to get ashore?

Row vs. Wade

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

When I look up at the majesty of all them stars it really gets me to thinkin, when we gonna get that ding dong roof patched up!?

Ah horse apples!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do you turn a computer into a zombie?

Send it a byte. Kind of lame but I couldn't help myself.

What did Joan Rivers say to the zombie?

Who are you wearing *

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown