Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row.

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FLESHBACKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.