Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

Why didn't the fisherman go to Florida to fish for long jawed fish with rows of razor like teeth?

He didn't have a Gar

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Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture?

Why couldn't the man be bothered to look at the origami mountains?

Because it was pay-per view.* "paper view"

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Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

Why did the zombie get a gym membership?

Gaaaainsss

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Why won't you read this joke?

Cause you've already reddit!

Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?

Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.

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Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship?

Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D

Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains