Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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What is the Cuban national anthem?

Row Your Boat!

What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

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Why is NATO afraid of Russia?

Cause Russia's been Putin them on notice. Just thought of this.

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

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What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown