Why is sorority row the safest place to be during a zombie invasion?

Cause the zombies are looking for braaaaaaaains

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Row Jokes More Row Jokes

What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What is the Fonz looking forward to the most in the future?

The iPhone Ayyyye-t

Zombie Jokes More Zombie Jokes

How do zombies communicate in times of war?

Cryptic code.

What do you love most in the world?

Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

Safe Place Jokes More Safe Place Jokes

Why is a sorority the safest place to be during a zombie apocalypse?

Because they're looking for braaaaaaaaaains

What is the safest place in the galaxy?

In the direct line of fire of a Storm Trooper.