What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What did one archeologist say to the other archeologist when he screwed up?

I've got a bone to pick with you

Why dose the navy use liquid soap?

Because it takes longer to pick up.

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Why do bald men cut holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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When is booger not a booger?

When it('s not).

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

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Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

It swells at night.

How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.