What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why did New York get all the lawyers, and New Jersey all the toxic waste sites?

New Jersey picked first.

What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.