What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Whats your best "This is so bad that " joke?

For example, "this is so bad TBS just picked it up for 6 episodes."

What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

When is a booger not a booger?

When it's snot.

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How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?