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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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Why did the mother cat pick up her kittens?

She didn't want to litter

What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?

A. His wife is good at picking out clothes.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going.

What's hairy and has five fingers?

A thalidomide's armpit

Booger Jokes More Booger Jokes

Why are sloths so green?

Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.