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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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How many fingers do I have up?

A gynecologist who thinks he's really funny

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Which I replied, "Wanna know whats also the size of Australia?

Australia.