Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

What does an envelope say when you lick it?

Nothing. It just shuts up.

Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

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Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

Whats long and black and hard to cut into?

The line at KFC

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.