Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

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Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day for you.

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What is the best name for an acrobat?

Phillip

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's the difference between KFC and /R/Jokes?

What you get served at KFC is original.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.