Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

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What did the Cannibal get when he was late to dinner?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What food are you able to can?

Cannibal (can able) food.

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Why did the duck cross the basketball court?

He heard the referees were blowing fouls... -Jim Norton

What can you hear but never see?

Everything if you're Stevie Wonder

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a judge with no thumbs?

Justice Fingers!

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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What's the best part of dating 29 year olds?

There's 20 of them. (More funny out loud)

What's the best part about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere!!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC?

He wanted to see a chicken strip.

Whats is long and black?

The line to KFC