Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls?

Because they can.

What did the blonde's mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl?

Just flush it like everybody else does.

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.

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What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia

What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Kfc Jokes More Kfc Jokes

What's long, black, and dangerous to cut?

The line at KFC.

Why dont blacks celibrate Thanksgiving?

KFC isnt open on holidays.