What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

Why did the cannibal go to KFC?

He heard it was finger licking good.

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How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday