What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

RUFF!

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What's the best part of twenty eight year old chicks?

There's twenty of them.

Whats the best part about living in Switzerland?

Not sure, but the flag is a big plus.

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Why was the girl stuck in the revolving door for two weeks?

Cuz she couldn't find the door handle

Why was the virgins' wedding during the middle of the week?

Because Wednesday is hump day.