What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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What do you call a litter of puppies who've been out in the snow?

Slush Puppies

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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What is the best part about taking a shower?

Not being able to see yourself in the mirror afterward.

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

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What would you call an additional day added to the week?

Sumday

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.