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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

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How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

What's the best part about twenty two year old wheels of cheese?

There are twenty of them.

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Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush?

Because he was a bear a-singing...... I am at Disney with the kids this week...

Where should you take your cat, if it somehow loses its tail?

Walmart, they're the world's biggest retailer. Thank you. I'll be here all week.