What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.