Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
On duck tape!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
While their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.
I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.
Footage.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
I find your lack of steak disturbing.
Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March
A **MIDI**-val file.
The Avengers Ensemble.
Cos' sin tans
She was trying to find the lowest prices
A zoo-t suit!
It didn't matter, they were all ears
Hate Thread!
He thlides into your DMth.
