Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
On duck tape!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
While their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
You don't see either one coming.
Netflix and pill
Because flashing gives them seizures.
They fall for things hook line and sinker!
Fans thought his sense of humor was a little too on the dark side.
Snickering) Nice suit, must have cost you an...
Ready steady glow!
Because he couldn't race anymore!
Because she didn't like his lack of commitment
They lack chemistry.
He was invited to thunday math.
A Puthy
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
Because it said "CONCENTRATE"
The 2016 Olympics.
Walking
