Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
On duck tape!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
While their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.
He threw away their wheelchairs!
I ain't Willie Nelson.
Tulips on an Organ.
They blow the whole east coast and there's videos online.
The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. usually has a completely different meaning.
Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.
Sum-Young Ho
The Mercedes can easily reach 40.
Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in French and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.
A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P
A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)
Because they lacked porpoises.
The sharks life lacked porpoise.
A Magpie.
Rub-a-dubstep!
