Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
Vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog.
Bill Cosby
On duck tape!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
While their kids were like, "What's a record
You're not even in this trial M: I know, I just want it on record
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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
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Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)
A flea once they find someone they like they stick to them!
Sleep in the wardrobe.
Sandwitch
A-cue-stick.
They log in.
I find your lack of Faith disturbing.
Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet
No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot
A viola burns longer.
A violator.
The step.
Heavy Metals.
Steer Wars.
You plan-et.
A symphony
Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
