Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
The stu-stu-studio.
My record is 21 years.
On duck tape!
I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Bracken: Well you told me to bring all my records with me and I did. Here's some by Willie Nelson Tammy Wynette and Garth Brooks...
It got flagged.
He was just a little beet.
Because mites make rights, not lefts.
Via sticky notes
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I don't have an alcohol collection.
A memeoir.
Germany.
They wanted to give credit where credit was due.
With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.
Cello!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
They'll tell you.
They both know when you are sleeping.
Sleeping Beauty