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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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Why can't orphans play baseball?

They don't know where home is.

What's the difference between a cake and a school bus?

Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!

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What service do you get if you sleep in a bakery?

Bread and Bakedfast!

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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How do you know when Santa Claus is nearby?

You can feel his presents...

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

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What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

What do you call movie night at Bill Cosby's house?

Netflix and pill