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What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?

They both know when you are sleeping.

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

Gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

What did Peter rabbit say to his girlfriend when they broke up?

Now you're just some bunny that I used to know.

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What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

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What did the ghosts say to Santa Claus?

MIKE: We'll have a boo Christmas without you.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

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What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist?

Art