What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What's the difference between Reddit CEO Ellen Pao, and Yoko Ono?

About 40 years.

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Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

What did Santa say when he went to a brothel?

Hoe hoe hoe!

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Why did Tiger Woods bring three socks instead of two?

In case he got a hole in one.

How do you know Tiger Woods is one of the richest people in the world?

He plays golf.

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Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?

To see who shot his "paw."

Where can you buy a 3 headed flying purple camel with 74 noses?

Ebay.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops after 3 Ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

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What is red and white and red and white and red and....?

Santa Clause rolling down a hill

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'Merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's