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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What the difference between a pancake?

It tastes better with jam.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What does Santa do to dragons?

He "sleighs" them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What made the orange stop suddenly?

It just ran out of juice.

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos