What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

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What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the United States next year!

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How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

How do you stop a taliban tank?

Shoot the Guy Pushing it

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a better driver!

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Ted Cruz?

Heidi cannot swing a golf club.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.