What's the difference between Santa Cla...

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What's the difference between a tropical beach and a priest?

One gets sun on your skin and the other gets skin on your son.

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What do you call one of Santa's helpers?

A subordinate clause

Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st?

Because Santa came early this year.

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What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.

Why does Tiger Woods make the best milkshakes?

He uses the best ingredients.

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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Whats the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's (sorry if it's a re-post)

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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Why can Saint Nicolas never be prosecuted?

Because of the Santa Clause

What did Santa Clause give all the naughty boys and girls for Christmas this year?

He made them Batman.

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What's the difference between Santa and Justin Beiber?

Santa stops at 3 Ho's

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?