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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between a dog and a cyclist?

When you run over a dog you don't have to go back and get the GoPro.

Santa Jokes More Santa Jokes

What goes HO HO HO thud?

Santa laughing his head off. What goes HO HO HO A Pimp taking inventory.

How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

How did LaKeisha's Mom finally stop her from bouncing on the trampoline in the rec room?

She put a piece of velcro on the ceiling.

Tiger Woods Jokes More Tiger Woods Jokes

Why did Tiger Woods get divorced?

Because Tiger was a lion cheetah!

What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

Santa Claus Jokes More Santa Claus Jokes

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Crisp Cringle.

What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves?

Gangsta wrappers!

Hos Jokes More Hos Jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

What is the Kingsman policy on workplace relationships?

OC) Brogues before Hos