What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How much did the pirate spend on his earings?

A buck an ear.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

Why did Jesus not go to Australia?

He couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

Why do you call a person with 3 legs?

Mutated