What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they AAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

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How much is half of 8 Pupil: Up and down or across?

Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Wellup and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a cat with 3 legs?

A handicat

What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.