What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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How do you turn chicken masala into chicken marsala?

Have a pirate cook it...they always add an "arrr"...

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

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What do you call 3 knights in a relationship?

Polyarmory

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

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What do you call an antelope with 3 legs?

A slantelope.

Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.