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What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What happens when a pirate turns 60?

He joins AARP

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How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

What do you get from 3 girls from Arkansas?

Damn near a whole set of teeth.

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Why do milking stools only have 3 legs?

Because the cow has the udder

Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.