What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they arrr!

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Why don't cows drink milk?

Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

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What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.