What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Why did the burglar hang his mugshot on the wall?

To prove that he was framed!

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What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

Why'd the mushroom go to the party?

Cause he's a fungi! Why'd the fungi leave the party Cause there wasn't mushroom!

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did one mushroom say to the other?

You're a fungi to be with

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Why the patriots deflated 11 balls out of 12?

Because they knew the "12" will be deflated during/after Superbowl.

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....