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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What do you call two healthcare professionals hanging out?

A paramedics.

Where do Crows hang out on Friday night?

The crow bar.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why is the mushroom so popular?

Because he's such a fungi.

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Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Why are mushrooms small?

Because there isn't mush-room.

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What do you call the 12 step program for people who talk too much?

On and on anon.

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....