What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What did the claustrophobic fungi say to his friends?

There's not mushroom in here

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How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

What has 12 hands, 12 legs, and 12 eyes?

12 pirates.

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with