What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?

Someone told him he should get an apple Mac

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi.

What do you call a mushroom that picks up the bar tab?

A FUNGI to be with!

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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

What kind of room doesn't have any doors/windows inside?

A mushroom.

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How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

How many have 28 days?

All 12

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What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with