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What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

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What do you call 2 guys hanging on the wall around a window?

Kurt and Rod.

What's pink and wrinkled and hangs out your undies?

Your grandma.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

What does a mushroom on a Harley sound like?

Shroom, shroom. shroom

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

How many have 28 days?

All 12

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....