What do you call a mushroom with a 12 i...

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why is an executioner a terrible high-fiver?

He always leaves you hanging

Where do Crows hang out on a Friday nght?

At a crow bar.

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the scientist regret naming the organism "Fungus"?

Because after they hung out Gus was actually a pretty boring guy.

Why did Mario always bring Toad to parties?

Toad was a fungi.

Mushroom Jokes More Mushroom Jokes

Why did the Japanese guy get mad and kick the mushroom?

He was sick of all its shiitake.

Where do mushrooms go to university?

The mycollege.

12 Jokes More 12 Jokes

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

What have 12 legs six eyes three tails and can't see?

Three blind mice!

Stem Jokes More Stem Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do you call the study of the purchase of tree parts?

Stem sell research.

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?